Support Us Button Widget

Midwestern Small Talk 101: Even our secrets are traffic-related.

Stick to the big three (weather, sports, roads), and you’ll do just fine.

An upside down Road Closed sign on Wyandotte Street

This car-centric city can’t live without its morning traffic report. | Photo by KCtoday

“Catch the game last night?”
“Whew, we needed this rain.”
“Did you get in okay? 435 was a mess.”

Our Midwestern sensibilities mean we possess unparalleled powers of small talk — so much so that after asking for our readers’ local life hacks, the majority of responses... were all about the roads.

“The rest of the country would say Highway 50 or U-S 71, but in Kansas City it’s 50 Highway or 71 Highway.” — Randal S.

“Remember numbered streets run east and west instead of north and south, except in Wyandotte County — it’s the opposite.” — Bob R.

“We say full street names. It’s not Ward, it’s Ward Parkway.” — Anonymous

Your Honor, we rest our case.

More from KCtoday
We broke down the cost of living in Kansas City, including rent, housing, and other expenses, and compared it to other locations.
From well-loved dives to upscale eateries — there’s no shortage of local spots soak up the sports frenzy with fellow super fans.
The store finds vacant retail spaces and signs temporary leases to set up shop leading up to Halloween — but locations can change each year.
Dining in Kansas City is always a fresh experience with new restaurants popping up all the time — and more on the way.
Step into the Augusts of Kansas City’s past with archived photos from the 1920s to the 1960s.
Bookmark this guide for a curated list of events taking place each month that we’re most looking forward to.
It’s the end of the line for our series tracing the eight new Main Street Extension stops before passenger service kicks off in October.
Chiefs glory, Royals rebuilds, and a brand-new soccer stadium put Kansas City sports in the AI sweet spot.
Want to embrace your wildflower side? Here’s resources and tips to transform your grassy lawn into a native plant wonderland.
Explore local u-pick fields, subscriptions, and workshops to gather new blooms this season.